Single Quotes

I came across this list that I made a few years back and every once in a while will add to it. Oh the joys of singleness and people words of encouragment (??)....

"You are a Von Maur girl, don't settle for a Wal-mart guy" -Shelley Bauer

"You could have chocolate chip cookies. They are good don’t get me wrong. However, if you wait you could have the best. Triple fudge chocolate cake. You deserve only the best."-Michele Nelson

Don’t you like guys? – My Mother


"Have you thought about switching churches? (next) breath Well, how about going to the bars?"-My Mother

"Are you ALWAYS going to be single?"-Alexis Wiese,age 8.

"Don’t worry you’ll find someone Brooker. You know if you don’t you can always switch teams!"-Jenn Mortez

“I can hook you up with one of my guys.” –Steve Castaneda (Referring to the prisoners at work).
“So tell me why hasn’t some hot guy snatched you up yet?”-Randa Onion

"Any guy would be luckly to be with you"-Anthony Atkinson